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The Pantomime Horse Trilogy: Part 3

The Pantomime Songs Limited Trilogy of sketches take a spooky turn in this, the concluding episode. We see the ghostly horse return to haunt his former owner (who shot him in the last episode.) A great exercise for your pantomime horse … Continue reading

The Pantomime Horse Trilogy: Part 2

Here is the second episode of the Pantomime Songs Limited Trilogy of sketches for your pantomime horse to enjoy during the off-season to prevent horse-boredom setting in and promote equine fitness.  In this scene we see that classic tear-jerking moment … Continue reading

The Pantomime Horse Trilogy: Part 1

So, what does your pantomime horse do after a tough panto season, treading the boards? Relax on the beach at Sandown?  Do some temp work, hacking on Dartmoor?  Or perhaps there is a very rewarding contract on a stud farm…! Well, … Continue reading

A Mother’s Lament

The well known Mother’s Lament – otherwise know as  Your Baby Has Gone Down the Plughole, is given a rework in this new version from Pantomime Songs! We have not been able to trace the author of the original version … Continue reading

Abanazar’s Song: You’ve Got to Trick a Widow or Two!

Here is a wicked song for Aladdin’s terrible uncle Abanazar.  It is based upon Lionel Bart’s You’ve Got to Pick a Pocket or Two from Oliver! It is free to download; performance is covered by your PRS licence.  You may … Continue reading

Twankey the Twister

Here is a great song for Widow Twankey to sing – based upon the classic Minnie the Moocher by Cab Calloway and Irving Mills.  It is free to download.  Performance is covered by your PRS licence and you may need … Continue reading

Poem – The Girl Wot Draws the Curtains

Here’s a nice little verse for the stage crew to do a turn in front of the curtains – always gets appluase! I’m the girl wot draws the curtains And I wanted just to say That I’ll do my best … Continue reading